

I just smoke, you smoke, no small children Yes, we've all read the whole set of CL ads from "Tom Selleck" and also "Miss America" types that aren't see black women in Long Beach king out smokers here on CL. That's the reason, they're so beautiful and have so much to own opposite sex that people are usually beating down their doors known them. That's why they're posting on line for that lucky guy or gal that they may choose as a boyfriend/girlfriend ending in marriage. Excuse me but after reading of their ads, I have to get rid of the laughter tears from my own eyes. Yes, that was your ad "Curvy BBW that hates smokers" Now i'm referring to and "Divorced not to mention petite w/ x " which will hates smokers. I hate bratty spoiled lady, glad you adored pumping em out. How's some of those big spider stretches around ones own tummy doing?
If you are really a single, divorced, widowed, recently sparked to our lives by Dr. Frankenstein, smart bumm, no BS woman that smokes cigarettes without a and never had teenagers, I'm the tobacco stinking, solitary, no Romeo to your Juliet that is not looking for a wife, only a sarcastic, life loving, fun to complete things with woman friend. My ex-wife was a blast to be with... only whenever sober though.
Let's jump during my classic convertible sports car on weekends and enjoy some great times that comes with smoking and drinking and locating crazy places. Oh yeah, I will casually drink alcohol without turning out to be a mean drunk too. Absolutely no winos need apply. If you're into x glasses of wine on an empty gut, I'm the guy that's likely to let you sleep it out where you passed out seeing that I'm on my way place. (without you). I'm x years old, I look about x since I actually care what I seem like when I go out in public and so should you. I am not the type that falls in love with every woman I meet and I'm not going to kiss your a** either. I hope this ad isn't too mushy for the internet. I don't expect for you to be the same weight you had been in high school but if you ever gave up at x and still have eaten all your sorrows away for the last x years, you're probably too embarrassing to hang out with and besides which the tires on my two seater sports car have a weight limit. Be x'x" or under without any baggage. I have none because baggage sucks and also have zero tolerance for other parents. Your picture gets my picture. Don't miss out. Act now because after i meet my perfect match, this particular ad goes bye bye.