Mud & system sounds
Mud and system sounds

The following are some .wav files that are nice to use either
with the mud, or as startup/shutdown/error/warning sounds in
Windows.
For use with CMud: put 'm in your windows media directory. Go to
'triggers'. Enter the text you want the sound to play on. In
'command' you enter #play (name of file) i.e.: #play endprog.wav
To play one of several files, write the 'command' as follows:
#CASE %random {#play 4bhither.wav} {#play rhprobhr.wav}
For use with Portal: go to events. Enter the text you want to
play the sound on at the bottom in the lower 'Event' box. Click
on the button on the far right, with the little music note on it.
Fill in 'Action' and change color (button with the little star)
if you want those on the same string of text. Click on the 'Add
Event' button.
These are some for events I use or have used as a Warder, Monk, Jugger, Knight and Witch on 3k/3S,
and on my windows computer. Enjoy!
Magenta
New!
Picked a bunch of short clips from the Rocky Horror Picture Show - The whole gory story which I now use for various guild events.
- "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.", Criminologist.
- "Hello.....", RiffRaff when opening the door.
- "You're wet.", RiffRaff.
- "I think you better both come inside.", RiffRaff.
- "Master, on the monitor, we have a visitor.", RiffRaff.
- "I grow weary of this world.", Magenta.
- "When do we return to Transsylvania?", Magenta.
- "I ask for nothing, master.", Magenta.
- "How sentimental.", Magenta.
- "You killed them!", Janet.
- "I thought you liked them.", Magenta.
- "I thought you liked them. They liked you", Magenta, for those who want the 'liked you' added.
- "You killed them!" "I thought you liked them. They liked you", all in one .wav.
- (a few piano notes from just before the Superheros song)
- "To take that step to the right.", Magenta.
- "And our world will do the timewarp again!", Magenta.
- "And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time and lost in space, and meaning. (Meaning).", Criminologist (+ chorus).
And also new:
- "The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare to people.", Prodigy.
- "My mind is glowing.", Prodigy.
Startup/shutdown
Reboot
Combat
- "You think this is its way of saying 'Hi there'", McCoy,Star Trek IV. (when semi-aggro mob attacks)
- "We've got problems here.", Harry Kim, Voyager. (see above)
- ...when danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.."Song, kinda long, Monty Python I think. (wimpy! :P)
- Help, help, somebody save me, help!", Looney Tunes
- (sound of roadrunner taking off)
- "Alert canceled, condition green.", Computer, Star Trek.
- "Don't worry, we do this all the time.", B'Elanna, Voyager. (consider)
- "Nothing our shields can't handle.", Harry Kim, Voyager. (consider)
- "You've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky" "Well do you punk?" (consider)
- "Go ahead, make my day." (consider)
- "You wanna piece of me? You got it!!" (consider)
- "Are you sure this is such a bright idea?" McCoy, Star Trek 4. (consider).
- "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum"
- "I still don't trust him.", Chakotay, Voyager (calm/peace)
- "Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you"(whip)(scream)
- "I assure you we have no hostile intentions.", Chakotay, Voyager (calm/peace)
- "Lets take a little peek inside", Michael Knight, Knightrider.(scouting, etc)
- Kit's scanner, Knight Rider. (scouting, checking room wards, etc)
Warnings
- "Go back to hell, coward", Capt. Janeway, Voyager. (When heroism/str boost wears off)
- "Warning. Self-destruct sequence has been initiated. Warpcore overload in 4 minutes, 55 seconds. There will be no further audio warnings." Voyager computer, Voyager (idle warning!)
- "You're wasting time, Captain.", Q, Voyager. Much shorter idle notice :).
- "We're picking up a distress call, Captain."
- "Captain, we're losing power in the warp engines.", Scotty, Star Trek.
- Sound of Jetson car powering down.
- "Shields!", Chakotay, Voyager.
- "Warning, warning, warning!"
- Airstrike warning sirens.
- "Anything else around here we can use as a weapon?", O'Brien, DS9. (Breaking weapon)
- "Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphore?", Spock, Star Trek 4. (breaking stuff)
- "Angels and ministrils of grace defend us.", McCoy, Star Trek 4.
- "Well, this is a problem.", B'Elanna, Voyager.
- "Oh my god that's the funky shit!", Prodigy.
- "Oh, boy.", Reginald, Voyager.
- "What the hell?, Paris, Voyager.
- Loud scream.
- Wake up! Loud.
- Hey, it's alive. Get something and kill it, kill it!" Room reset
- You're on your way back to being normal, HoloDoc, Voyager. When Empower or any other major boost wears off.
- We're finished Captain, B'Elanna, Voyager. I use this when I'm regenning for when I'm full.
Ack! Deaths
- "Another one bites the dust..", song, kinda long.
- "What are you gonna do, bleed on me?, Monty Python.
- Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!, Monty Python.
- "Try you luck again. Tomorrow you could be a winner." Voyager computer, voyager.
- "He's dead, Jim" McCoy, Star Trek.
- "Sheez, I'm an idiot!"
- "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.", Marvin the Martian.
- (laugh)"You are one pathetic looser."
- "Doh""Doh""Doh""Doh"(etc)
- "I warned you but you didn't listen to me did you, oh no didn't you."
- No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!
Recruits, levels, etc
- In just 7 days I can make you a man., Frank N Further, RHPS. (recruit in guild)
- Howdy! I'm just so pround to be here.
- "Yeah babe, yeah!"
- yubyub -oy! Hula song, Lion King.
- Happy, happy, joy, joy, the song. Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...
Jails, tellblocks, dests, wipes etc
- "Darmok and Jilahd at Tenagra.", Star Trek TNG.
- "Wait! I can explain.", Frank N Further, RHPS.
- "What we're dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law."
- "People who do that should be arrested".
- "You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality standard." "What? Fuck you!", from Demolition Man.
- "Look, you can't take away people's right to be assholes.", also from Demolition Man.
- "Frank N Further, it's all over, your mission is a failure....", RiffRaff, RHPS. Long but a great wav for people being wiped :P
- "Say goodbye to all of this, and hello to oblivion.", RiffRaff, RHPS.
- Wipe them out. All of them.
- "What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
- "It wouldn't hurt to wipe once in a while."
- "I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it"
- "And I want you off my ship.", Capt. Janeway, Voyager.
- "I'm tired of the whiny, cranky attitudes we see around here.", HoloDoc, Voyager.
- "You know, I'm really easy to get along with. Most of the time., Capt. Janeway, Voyager.
- "Get out of my life.", Paris, Voyager.
- "I'm surrounded by idiots.", from the Lion King.
- "From the day he was born, he was trouble., RHPS.
- "Pissin' me off, fucking jerk, get on my nerves", from the rodeo song.
- "It's okay, if you need to you can go right ahead and vomit."
- "The next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls."
- What've you got against me anyway?
- Dumb. A person lacking mental power.
- Idiot. An adult, mentally inferior to a child of three."
- Stupid. A person below normal intelligence."
- We look for things, things we need.. things that make us go." For those who beg for equipment.
- Well here's a quarter, call someone who cares. Song.
Mail, chat, boards
- (arrow sound)"Message for you sir.", Monty Python.
- "Captain, incoming message.", Worf, Star Trek TNG.
- (whoop, whoop)"Mail's in.", Addams family.
- "This is the Emergency Medical Holographic System to Captain Janeway.", the Doctor, Voyager.
- "As long as everyone insists on offering their valuable fucking opinion, I may as well throw my .02 worth in."
- "If I'm not back in 5 minutes -just wait longer"
- "I gotta pee, I gotta pee, would you all hold for about five, ten minutes? Uhuh"
- "A bathroom is not a room." "Yes it is a room, it says so on the door, bath-room".
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- "Gimme a ping, one ping only please."
- A ping.
- "Man, this lag sucks."
Friends logging on/off
- "Commander, you have the bridge.", Capt. Janeway, Voyager.
- "I'm delighted to see you.", Capt. Janeway, Voyager.
- "Lovely to see you again.", Chakotay, Voyager.
- "Hello everyone.", Seska, Voyager.
- "Oh hello there, this is your old pal, oh I am so glad you are here"
- Damn, it's good to have you back.
General errors
- "Direction unclear. Please restate request.", Star Trek computer.
- "What did you say?", Seska, Voyager.
- "And you were doing so well.", HoloDoc, Voyager.
- "Oh, joy.", McCoy, Star Trek 4.
- "What happened?", Capt. Janeway, Voyager.
- "I am sorry, the function you requested is not currently available."
- "Security level 3 or above is required to access files."
Specific mobs, areas, guilds
Misc.
- She's alive! Alive! (When someone comes back from LD)
- (sound of money being dropped in) (Deposit)
- "If the Klingons try to get through these doors, I'll be ready for them." "Dear Quark, I used parts of your disruptor to fix the replicator, will return them soon, Rom" "I will kill him!" "With what?" Quark & Odo, DS9 Way of the Warrior, long but really cool for an empty box if you like Trek :).
- "It appears we have lost our sex appeal, Captain.", Voyager. (I used this one for when charms run out)
- Real cat meowing. Fun to confuse your cat, too.
- A shorter meow.
- A real sheep sound.
- Baa, baa!
- "Look, don't be an over-achiever, you'll fit in better with your age group okay?" 15, anyone?
- Teenage wasteland... it's a teenage wasteland. The song.
- "Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!" Slurp. Eh, ew, but a fun beer .wav.
- A Dutch beer song.
- "Tacos, did you say there's some tacos out in the hallway?" With cheese.
- Sex, it's like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty good.
- Are there any women in here? There are no female mudders.
- It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
- A yawn.
- "What does it mean? Is it a code, a message?", Janeway, Voyager. (Had this one the Hvern svalet biter or whatever shout :P)
- "Welcome to all things Scottish, our slogan is if it's not Scottish it's crap!"
- "Train leaving on track 5 for Anaheim, Wazoka and Cotamanga (or whatever :))"(science trains)
- (sound of door opening from Star Trek)
- (Jeopardy tune)(for long waits)
- "Wimps." "You all suck" "Yeah, you guys are like all really pathetic"
- "Woohoo!" Good generic attention getter but I like it for my favorite pieces of equipment so I don't miss 'm in scroll when they're auctioned.
- Star Trek door chime. Nice short chime.
- Another short beep.
- And a third bleep.
- "Attention. This is an alert. You have been on too long. You must disconnect. You are addicted."
- The final annihilation of the life form known as man. Let the attack begin. From Battlestar Galactica. Could be appropriate at an invasion but some areas would fit as well :)
Since Dec 4, 1999

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